Famous and Amusing Dating Quotes

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." * George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading." * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." * Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." * Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." * Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" * Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'" * Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." * Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." * Robin Williams

“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones”. * cher

 And not so famous, nor so funny…

"We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them."
     - Evelyn Waugh –

"The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady
and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.."
     - Mark Twain –

 "Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend."
    - Martin Luther King, Jr. –

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
    - Ralph Waldo Emerson –

"To find a friend one must close one eye; To keep him, two.."
    - Norman Douglas –